When you focus on problems

When you focus on problems, you will have more problems. When you focus on possibilities, you will have more opportunities.

It is not what you can do

It is not what you can do. It is what will you do.

No matter how serious life

No matter how serious life gets, you will constantly need the company of people whom you can completely be stupid with.

Too many questions

Too many questions, not enough answers - that`s the problem.

It always looks perfect

It always looks perfect, as long as you are looking from a distance.

If it weren’t for the last minute

If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.

For `Today` listen

For `Today` listen to your Mind. For `Tomorrow` listen to your Heart.

Haters don`t really hate you

Haters don`t really hate you; they hate themselves because you`re a reflection of what they wish to be.

Second chances doesn’t always

Second chances doesn’t always mean a happy ending. Sometimes, it’s just another shot to end things better.

A bus station is where a bus stops

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

Last year I asked santa for the

Last year I asked santa for the sexiest person on earth, the next day i woke up in a box.

Dear Face Wash Commercials

Dear Face Wash Commercials, Nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my bathroom is sopping wet now.

Dear Dora,

Dear Dora, How do you get that t-shirt to fit over your head? Sincerely, That's physically impossible.

My laundry basket has the flu

My laundry basket has the flu.it keeps throwing up dirty clothes.

"FBI, open the door!"

"FBI, open the door!"
"What`s the password?"

That awkward moment when you can’t find your phone

That awkward moment when you can’t find your phone because your bed ate it.

FACEBOOK LOVE STORY

FACEBOOK LOVE STORY
Add as friend :) -----> Approve -----> Write something on wall -----> Intro -----> Everyday chatting -----> Ask number phone -----> Texting -----> Calling -----> Meet -----> Express love -----> Couple -----> Make relationship status -----> Hangout -----> Misunderstanding -----> Fight -----> Break up -----> Unfriend -----> Block :(
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